Donut Lover Gifts

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

'First we were out-gunned by the criminals...now we're out-dunked at the donut shop!'

Wild Bears Roam Population Centers In Search Of Food.

"Tell the staff that I wanted to increase their salary, but that box of donuts I purchased for the break room hurt us financially."

"Look, Dad! My report card: all zeroes1"

"Oh, sure, Mr. Nice Guy robot, bringing in the pastries...we get fat and you just sit there, charging your batteries!"

"If you're really worried about your weight, hu don't you eat a donut hole instead of a donut whole?"

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'Wow! We've been sent free earth donuts!'

'Truth is, Howard, I would have fired you years ago but I was always afraid the donut shop across the street would go out of business if I did!'

'Looks like a hollow point donut fired at close range. See the powdered sugar residue?'

...gentleman, the donuts are on me!

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

'You're being promoted to vice prez of personal energy management! You'll be the guy who goes out for coffee and donuts.'

'I didn't bring a resume.. I brought coffee and donuts!'

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

'I invented it to commemorate National Doughnut Month.'

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Picking pastries.

Today's special... donuts.

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Doughnut Making

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

Dog Day Afternoon

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

Bear at a vending machine

"All those who want the doughnuts with jam in the middle please raise your hand."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."