Doughnut Aficionado Gifts

'I got that one for bravery.'

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

Shangri-blah

'Your partner was just glazed, but you took a direct hit. We're giving you two units of jelly.'

'Actually, they all look kind of familiar.'

Bitten Doughnut

'I'm sorry, but only FBI agents may order Jelly Supremes...'

'I think there's something in here about grabbing that last doughnut without first asking around!'

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Any time is cake o'clock

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Rage.

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"Too much sugar."

Picking pastries.

Today's special... donuts.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Ice Cream Dreams.

Our visit to the flan factory.

Love is when you watch television together.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Bubble gum leaves

His Her Cakes

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

How The Sausage Is Eaten