Doughnut Aficionado Gifts

'I got that one for bravery.'

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

Shangri-blah

'Your partner was just glazed, but you took a direct hit. We're giving you two units of jelly.'

'Actually, they all look kind of familiar.'

Bitten Doughnut

'I'm sorry, but only FBI agents may order Jelly Supremes...'

'I think there's something in here about grabbing that last doughnut without first asking around!'

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Any time is cake o'clock

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Rage.

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"Too much sugar."

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Today's special... donuts.

Picking pastries.

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

His Her Cakes

Ice Cream Dreams.

Bubble gum leaves

Our visit to the flan factory.

Love is when you watch television together.

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.