Doughnut Devotee Gifts

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

'Your office may be virtual, but unfortunately, those doughnuts aren't.'

"Ground control? It seems we have found the origin of the universe."

"All those who want the doughnuts with jam in the middle please raise your hand."

"No leads yet, but we're still hoping for a break in the case"

"My doctor thinks I should lose weight but everyone at the doughnut shop said she's crazy."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'It's a new commandment by the church of Danae...thou shalt make room for donuts.'

Coffee Time

'One dozen doughnuts - sorry we've run out bags!'

Doughnut Making

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

Now on sale at the Canadian House of Commons gift shop...

'And your job is?' - 'Putting the holes in the donuts.'

Joan put her longevity down to her extreme love of doughnuts!

"Baldo, these staff meetings are very important. I trust you at least brought doughnuts or coffee."

"How's the doughnut I gave you?"

WW III: The First Domino

"We don't have a battle cry to get the employees revved up, but it's amazing how productive people can be when you get them doughnuts every Wednesday."

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Stop or I'll tase you!"

"Doughnuts! Doughnuts!"

'Doughnut heaven'

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

“Chocolate pie, glazed bacon doughnuts, birthday cake. Bird feeder on Elm Street. Pass it on.”

Olaf's Doughnut Hut. The real reason for viking helmets.

Donut Den. Hi, I have an appointment to get my cars navigations system fixed.

Donut Shop. I call this my "Oval Office".

Bakery. Don't you just love that new carb smell?!

Picking pastries.

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

The Boxer.

Doughnut Bakery

"What are those filled with?" "Insulin."