Doughnut Lover Gifts

'How are you not seeing this? Of course doughnuts are a hole food!'

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

'Do you know why I stopped you?'

Man using half eaten doughnuts on his model railway

Introductory Police Training

"This job is way too hard! Crazy customer...rude suppliers...kids who mess up displays...and all we get is $5.15 an hour! It's nothing but sheer exploitation of hard-working American teenagers!"

Fixing Krispy Kreme.

'I can see it's going to be one of those days — my doughnut just rolled down the mountain.'

'Spilled in the line of duty'

"I see doughnuts... Lots of doughnuts."

"I got in 9 holes this morning!"

"I suppose we could call it the doughnut asteroid..."

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

'I quit! I'm sick of the hole thing.'

'I had a flat tire right outside the bakery.'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'Coffee, doughnuts, cigarettes'

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

Ask About Our Diet Doughnuts! All the calories are in the holes.

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Middle-School Crisis

Dog Day Afternoon

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Bowled over again!

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Today's special... donuts.

Picking pastries.