Donut Aficionados T-Shirts

Yeah, I never get used to that part.

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Picking pastries.

Today's special... donuts.

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Snoopy with Laptop

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Doughnut Making

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

Dog Day Afternoon

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

Bear at a vending machine

"All those who want the doughnuts with jam in the middle please raise your hand."

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

Brother Ernest, you have give up all donuts for lent, not just the ones with pink icing.

Doughnut Criminals

"Tell the staff that I wanted to increase their salary, but that box of donuts I purchased for the break room hurt us financially."

"You complete me."

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."