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How Obi Wan Always gets The Last Doughnut In The Break Room

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Picking pastries.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"Trail mix?"

Our visit to the flan factory.

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Chocolate Shop

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Baking

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Doughnut Making

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

The dark side of Halloween.

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

Bubble Gum Dispenser

Secret sweetie drawer...

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

Dog Day Afternoon