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Moustachio

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

'So we finally dropped the big one.'

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Trail mix?"

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

Baking

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

You are what you eat!

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

Instant Gratification Cafe.

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

"Can you keep a secret?"

"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."

You are what you eat (Nuts).

Fig 1. Fig 2. Fig Newton.

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

Future Wrestler

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."