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I fly funny. I really do. That gut! Why can't I lay off the nuts? My voice is so annoying. Self-Mockingbird.

'My wife ran off with a Macadamian!'

Can you explain the large quantities of bananas and nuts that have been ordered by your department?

P*ssed-atchios...

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Picking pastries.

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Doughnut Making

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

You are what you eat!

Dog Day Afternoon

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"All those who want the doughnuts with jam in the middle please raise your hand."

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

"No religious nuts!"

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'