Nut Lover Gifts

White house nuts

'My wife ran off with a Macadamian!'

Can you explain the large quantities of bananas and nuts that have been ordered by your department?

P*ssed-atchios...

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Picking pastries.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

Doughnut Making

You are what you eat!

Dog Day Afternoon

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

You are what you eat (Nuts).

"All those who want the doughnuts with jam in the middle please raise your hand."

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"No religious nuts!"

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

"Tell the staff that I wanted to increase their salary, but that box of donuts I purchased for the break room hurt us financially."