Nut Aficionado Gifts

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"We're ALL nuts my friend."

A Walnut about to be executed by Nutcracker

Will Work For Peanuts

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

You are what you eat!

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

Table Of The Elephants

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

'My final offer.'

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

"I was going to tell you a joke about my snack, but I thought it might be a bit too cheesy...."

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

Doughnut Criminals