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"I'm nuts about you, but then I'm nuts about everybody …"

"We're ALL nuts my friend."

A Walnut about to be executed by Nutcracker

Will Work For Peanuts

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Snoopy with Laptop

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

Pope tarts.

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

You are what you eat!

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

Table Of The Elephants

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"You finished with your peanuts?"

Boy defends his last fry.

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"