Nut Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Well, you heard wrong. I do not collect nuts. Look, I can't get into this with you right now ? I'm with a patient."

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

You are what you eat!

'Gentlemen, our first order of business is to find out where the peanuts are kept.'

A squirrel examines a nut in safe deposit box.

Man trying to decide from way too many cashew options.

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

Monk and Nut Cracker

'It's what I always say... You are what you eat'.

'We'll have it for you right away - it's buried out in the yard somewhere.'

'Mother, this is Kelso. Kelso is some kind of nut.'

Man gets millions of one-of-a-kind mutant walnut.

'This nuthouse you're hoarding is going to land you in the nuthouse.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

'Chestnuts? What about allergies?' And on an OPEN fire?'

Squirrel placing a sign that reads, 'May contain nuts'.

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

The Pinon Pine

Nut vendor

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

Eat More Salted Nuts

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

"I don’t know if this is just the cashews talking, but I find you absolutely delightful."

"Brazil nuts are my specialty."

"These nuts are fabulous. Eat about six bowls and the price of the drink begins to make sense."

"Have you ever mixed nuts before, son?"

"We've got several hollow tree options to consider. How many nuts were you looking to invest at this time?"

Selection of warm nuts in pouch with addictive honey roasted vapor.

The Nut Expanded Universe

Every cashew is an individually harvested seed bathed in acid. What a nut. What a world.

'I must warn you that this meal may not contain nuts.'

Squirrel Football

"Thank you, no. By the way, here in Brazil we just call them nuts."