Nut Expert T-Shirts

"Nutty with notes of grass and dirt."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

You are what you eat!

Table Of The Elephants

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

'Nuts, nuts, nothing but nuts!' When Squirrels Search Their Family Trees.

"And for all you people with food allergies, this next song's lyrics contain no gluten or peanuts."

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

Eat More Salted Nuts

'It's what I always say... You are what you eat'.

Mixed Nuts

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

'When I found iout you are what you eat, well, I'm nuts!'

"I'm nuts about you, but then I'm nuts about everybody …"

P*ssed-atchios...

'When I learned, 'you are what you eat', I realised I was nuts.'

Doug has another one of his flying dreams.

Squirrels eating different types of nuts.

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

'Too much hazel, not enough nut.'

"No thanks, just the peanuts."

NYer uploaded by mod - Pistachio Terminology 2022

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

See, Peanut? I told you that 'Melt in your mouth, not in your hand' line would get you in trouble someday!

Every cashew is an individually harvested seed bathed in acid. What a nut. What a world.