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Mixed Nuts

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

You are what you eat!

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"My schedule is just nuts."

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'It's what I always say... You are what you eat'.

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

'When I found iout you are what you eat, well, I'm nuts!'

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

P*ssed-atchios...

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

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"I think we are finally ready to buy a house! What's the market like?"

'So we finally dropped the big one.'

"Ask yourself 'Am I nuttier now than I was four years ago'?"

Every cashew is an individually harvested seed bathed in acid. What a nut. What a world.

A squirrel examines a nut in safe deposit box.

'He's a lousy CEO, but you should see him open a walnut.'