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Peanuts: Warning may contain nuts

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"How's this? Hot enough for you?"

"A nutcracker!! Hey...this thing looks used."

P*ssed-atchios...

Mixed Nuts

Flytrap nerd.

Social median

"I think we are finally ready to buy a house! What's the market like?"

"Ask yourself 'Am I nuttier now than I was four years ago'?"

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

Can you explain the large quantities of bananas and nuts that have been ordered by your department?

'So, Harkness, I see that you have a very checkered background!'

Jingle Bell Rock // Silent Night

"Peanuts? . . . Really?"

Homeopathic trousers.

'My wife ran off with a Macadamian!'

"Sorry I'm late, I had to retrieve your health records."

'It's a nonesie.'

Chestnut crafts

I still say you're going overboard.

Almonds, pecans, pistachios, cashews

The walnut has a brain the size of a dinosaur's.

"Been working out?"

Hockey player and snowman

I fly funny. I really do. That gut! Why can't I lay off the nuts? My voice is so annoying. Self-Mockingbird.

'Jimmy really enjoyed the complimentary beer nuts at Earl's Cafe.'

Devil to computer salesman: 'Does it come with firewire'

White house nuts

The Nuts at Home...

'I'm seriously thinking of firing you as my lawyer.'

True Grit