Nutty Creator T-Shirts

Chestnut crafts

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Nerd tryouts.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

You are what you eat!

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

'Nuts, nuts, nothing but nuts!' When Squirrels Search Their Family Trees.

"My schedule is just nuts."

"A nutcracker!! Hey...this thing looks used."

Eat More Salted Nuts

'It's what I always say... You are what you eat'.

Mixed Nuts

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

"Would you really want to read a book by a comedian that didn't have wide margins?"

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

'When I learned, 'you are what you eat', I realised I was nuts.'

Squirrels eating different types of nuts.

'Too much hazel, not enough nut.'

Every cashew is an individually harvested seed bathed in acid. What a nut. What a world.

"Ask yourself 'Am I nuttier now than I was four years ago'?"

"I think we are finally ready to buy a house! What's the market like?"

A squirrel examines a nut in safe deposit box.