Nutty Creator Mugs

Chestnut crafts

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Nerd tryouts.

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

You are what you eat!

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"My schedule is just nuts."

Mixed Nuts

Eat More Salted Nuts

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

"Would you really want to read a book by a comedian that didn't have wide margins?"

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

'It's what I always say... You are what you eat'.

Every cashew is an individually harvested seed bathed in acid. What a nut. What a world.

"I think we are finally ready to buy a house! What's the market like?"

"Ask yourself 'Am I nuttier now than I was four years ago'?"

A squirrel examines a nut in safe deposit box.

'How's your novel coming along?'