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Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Sailor in Car.

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"My schedule is just nuts."

"A nutcracker!! Hey...this thing looks used."

Mixed Nuts

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

"I think we are finally ready to buy a house! What's the market like?"

"Ask yourself 'Am I nuttier now than I was four years ago'?"

"So gentlemen, new ship, new crew, what say we start our inaugural team meeting with an ice-breaker?"

Well, we're not animals.

Summer Camp. When the counselor said we'd do finger painting today, I was expecting nail polish.

As the other boarders stared in awe, Todd blew by them on his new cranio-board.

"Not surprisingly, Don Quixote was no longer welcome at The Mini Putt-Putt."

Bear with unicycle on his car.

"Yeah, this guy caught me, took a photo, kissed me on the lips and released me! What a weirdo!"

"Peanuts? . . . Really?"

'...that isn't clever and it isn't funny!'

"I keep telling you, poppy-seed bagels are nothing but trouble."

"The ones just out of law school are especially frolicsome."

'I'd like to go to the wine lake.'

"Getting ready for the auditor again?"

'No wonder they're not good tree climbers: Their shoes stop them from using their feet...'

Beats me how he got mixed up with the mafia in the first place.

Hardcore Hikers

Shark Attacks

'Hey, at least I'm not a cliche.'

Chestnut crafts