Nutty Humor Enthusiast T-Shirts

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

You are what you eat!

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

Snowman Driver

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

Mixed Nuts

'It's what I always say... You are what you eat'.

Eat More Salted Nuts

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

Every cashew is an individually harvested seed bathed in acid. What a nut. What a world.

"Waiter! - will my pizza be long?"

"Ask yourself 'Am I nuttier now than I was four years ago'?"

"I think we are finally ready to buy a house! What's the market like?"

A squirrel examines a nut in safe deposit box.

'Let's get nuts.'

'Tom, you have always had a great ear for music.'

"I don’t know if this is just the cashews talking, but I find you absolutely delightful."

'So, Harkness, I see that you have a very checkered background!'

"Peanuts? . . . Really?"

The Pinon Pine

Nut vendor

Squirrel Football

'We'll have it for you right away - it's buried out in the yard somewhere.'