Nutty Enthusiast Gifts

Mixed Nuts

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

You are what you eat!

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

'Nuts, nuts, nothing but nuts!' When Squirrels Search Their Family Trees.

"My schedule is just nuts."

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

"A nutcracker!! Hey...this thing looks used."

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"I'm nuts about you, but then I'm nuts about everybody …"

'It's what I always say... You are what you eat'.

'When I found iout you are what you eat, well, I'm nuts!'

P*ssed-atchios...

'When I learned, 'you are what you eat', I realised I was nuts.'

Squirrels eating different types of nuts.

'Too much hazel, not enough nut.'

"I think we are finally ready to buy a house! What's the market like?"

'So we finally dropped the big one.'

"Ask yourself 'Am I nuttier now than I was four years ago'?"

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Every cashew is an individually harvested seed bathed in acid. What a nut. What a world.

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

A squirrel examines a nut in safe deposit box.