Nutty Humor Appreciator Gifts

"Peanuts? . . . Really?"

"I was almost that last year."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Touché"

No, I don

"Are those my slippers?!"

"I don't think you have a case. It's only slander if it's not true, and I've heard you play."

'There are two men and a dog out there, and the dog is asleep.'

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"A nutcracker!! Hey...this thing looks used."

Mixed Nuts

"You remind me of someone."

"Man's best friend with benefits"

"Ask yourself 'Am I nuttier now than I was four years ago'?"

Tom Bowler

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

"I think we are finally ready to buy a house! What's the market like?"

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

'You can't go outside.'

Bears hunting men

Red Setter - Trend Setter - Copy Cat.

Young Girl: 'Oh YEAH?! Well my Mum's Toy Boy is YOUNGER than YOUR Mum's!'

Log in, paper out.

"And what would you like for Christmas, little boy!"

'Narcissism Helpline. How can you be of assistance?'

'Looks good to me, but I'll run it past Bill O'Reilly!'

Pet love.

'Hold it, make that pizza with half hamburger and half kibble!'

'Will you look at this, Ben tied up his first fly!'

'Play ball!' 'What, no foreplay?'

"Me, after years of begging, I was finally allowed into the house yesterday. You know what, it was kind of a letdown..."

'Jimmy really enjoyed the complimentary beer nuts at Earl's Cafe.'

"It's not the stick. It's the chase."

Chestnut crafts

'Say when, sir.'