Nutty Aficionado Gifts

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

You are what you eat!

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

'It's what I always say... You are what you eat'.

'When I found iout you are what you eat, well, I'm nuts!'

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

Mixed Nuts

Eat More Salted Nuts

P*ssed-atchios...

Nutcracker mice

"I think we are finally ready to buy a house! What's the market like?"

NYer uploaded by mod - Pistachio Terminology 2022

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

"Ask yourself 'Am I nuttier now than I was four years ago'?"

Every cashew is an individually harvested seed bathed in acid. What a nut. What a world.

'So we finally dropped the big one.'