Nutty Aficionado Gifts

Almonds, pecans, pistachios, cashews

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

You are what you eat!

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'Nuts, nuts, nothing but nuts!' When Squirrels Search Their Family Trees.

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

'It's what I always say... You are what you eat'.

P*ssed-atchios...

"A nutcracker!! Hey...this thing looks used."

"If, in the future, you're unclear about what I need you to gather when I say nuts ..."

'When I found iout you are what you eat, well, I'm nuts!'

"I'm nuts about you, but then I'm nuts about everybody …"

Eat More Salted Nuts

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

Mixed Nuts

'When I learned, 'you are what you eat', I realised I was nuts.'

Squirrels eating different types of nuts.

'Too much hazel, not enough nut.'

Nutcracker mice

'So we finally dropped the big one.'

NYer uploaded by mod - Pistachio Terminology 2022

"Ask yourself 'Am I nuttier now than I was four years ago'?"

"I think we are finally ready to buy a house! What's the market like?"

Every cashew is an individually harvested seed bathed in acid. What a nut. What a world.