Nutty Humor Appreciator Pillows

"Peanuts? . . . Really?"

"I was almost that last year."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Touché"

"Are those my slippers?!"

"I don't think you have a case. It's only slander if it's not true, and I've heard you play."

'There are two men and a dog out there, and the dog is asleep.'

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

Mixed Nuts

"You remind me of someone."

"I think we are finally ready to buy a house! What's the market like?"

"Ask yourself 'Am I nuttier now than I was four years ago'?"

Tom Bowler

"Man's best friend with benefits"

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

'You can't go outside.'

Bears hunting men

Red Setter - Trend Setter - Copy Cat.

"And what would you like for Christmas, little boy!"

Young Girl: 'Oh YEAH?! Well my Mum's Toy Boy is YOUNGER than YOUR Mum's!'

Log in, paper out.

'Narcissism Helpline. How can you be of assistance?'

"Me, after years of begging, I was finally allowed into the house yesterday. You know what, it was kind of a letdown..."

'Jimmy really enjoyed the complimentary beer nuts at Earl's Cafe.'

'Hold it, make that pizza with half hamburger and half kibble!'

Chestnut crafts

Pet love.

'Will you look at this, Ben tied up his first fly!'

"It's not the stick. It's the chase."

'Play ball!' 'What, no foreplay?'