Nut Fanatic T-Shirts

"Where's the nearest walnut station?"

'That's the guy who ran over Mom last week. He has some nerve coming back here. And a bag of nuts.'

Snoopy with Laptop

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

You are what you eat!

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

'Nuts, nuts, nothing but nuts!' When Squirrels Search Their Family Trees.

"And for all you people with food allergies, this next song's lyrics contain no gluten or peanuts."

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

'When I found iout you are what you eat, well, I'm nuts!'

"I'm nuts about you, but then I'm nuts about everybody …"

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

P*ssed-atchios...

'It's what I always say... You are what you eat'.

Eat More Salted Nuts

'Sometimes I like to dunk mine in a nice hot cup of coffee.'

Mixed Nuts

"If, in the future, you're unclear about what I need you to gather when I say nuts ..."

'When I learned, 'you are what you eat', I realised I was nuts.'

Squirrels eating different types of nuts.

'This jury will disregard the donuts and festive decorations provided by the defense.'