Walnut Fanatic T-Shirts

Man gets millions of one-of-a-kind mutant walnut.

Picking pastries.

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

Doughnut Making

You are what you eat!

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

"All those who want the doughnuts with jam in the middle please raise your hand."

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

Doughnut Criminals

Knight

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

'The stuff legends are made of'

P*ssed-atchios...

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'