Nuts Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

You are what you eat!

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

Table Of The Elephants

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

Doughnut Criminals

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

'Who needs sticky-notes when you've just eaten 6 jelly doughnuts.'

'When I found iout you are what you eat, well, I'm nuts!'

'It's what I always say... You are what you eat'.

Mixed Nuts

'Sometimes I like to dunk mine in a nice hot cup of coffee.'

Eat More Salted Nuts

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

P*ssed-atchios...