Nut Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Nuts with a score to settle with nut-cracker.

"No, I'm sorry, acorns are off."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Snoopy with Laptop

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

You are what you eat!

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

Table Of The Elephants

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

Doughnut Criminals

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'Nuts, nuts, nothing but nuts!' When Squirrels Search Their Family Trees.

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

'Who needs sticky-notes when you've just eaten 6 jelly doughnuts.'

'It's what I always say... You are what you eat'.

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

P*ssed-atchios...

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

"I'm nuts about you, but then I'm nuts about everybody …"

Food history: Invention of the doughnut. Why the hole? Always leave them wanting more!

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."