Nut Enthusiasts Pillows

Nuts with a score to settle with nut-cracker.

"No, I'm sorry, acorns are off."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

You are what you eat!

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

Table Of The Elephants

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

Doughnut Criminals

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

Eat More Salted Nuts

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

'Sometimes I like to dunk mine in a nice hot cup of coffee.'

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

P*ssed-atchios...

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

'Who needs sticky-notes when you've just eaten 6 jelly doughnuts.'