Nut Fanatic Pillows

"Where's the nearest walnut station?"

'That's the guy who ran over Mom last week. He has some nerve coming back here. And a bag of nuts.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

You are what you eat!

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

"And for all you people with food allergies, this next song's lyrics contain no gluten or peanuts."

'It's what I always say... You are what you eat'.

'Sometimes I like to dunk mine in a nice hot cup of coffee.'

'When I found iout you are what you eat, well, I'm nuts!'

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

P*ssed-atchios...

Mixed Nuts

Eat More Salted Nuts

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

'This jury will disregard the donuts and festive decorations provided by the defense.'

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'