Nut Aficionados T-Shirts

'When I found iout you are what you eat, well, I'm nuts!'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

You are what you eat!

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

Doughnut Criminals

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

'It's what I always say... You are what you eat'.

"One coping mechanism I suggest to deal with uncertain times is to eat as much as you can, gain a lot of weight, and then go have a nap for six months or so."

'Who needs sticky-notes when you've just eaten 6 jelly doughnuts.'

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

P*ssed-atchios...

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

Eat More Salted Nuts

Mixed Nuts