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'When I found iout you are what you eat, well, I'm nuts!'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Snoopy with Laptop

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

You are what you eat!

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"So, how's your scary movie?"

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

Doughnut Criminals

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

'Nuts, nuts, nothing but nuts!' When Squirrels Search Their Family Trees.

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

'It's what I always say... You are what you eat'.

P*ssed-atchios...

"I'm nuts about you, but then I'm nuts about everybody …"

Mixed Nuts

Food history: Invention of the doughnut. Why the hole? Always leave them wanting more!

"One coping mechanism I suggest to deal with uncertain times is to eat as much as you can, gain a lot of weight, and then go have a nap for six months or so."

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

'Who needs sticky-notes when you've just eaten 6 jelly doughnuts.'

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

Eat More Salted Nuts

'When I learned, 'you are what you eat', I realised I was nuts.'

Squirrels eating different types of nuts.