Nut Expert Gifts

"Nutty with notes of grass and dirt."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

You are what you eat!

Table Of The Elephants

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

"And for all you people with food allergies, this next song's lyrics contain no gluten or peanuts."

Eat More Salted Nuts

P*ssed-atchios...

'When I found iout you are what you eat, well, I'm nuts!'

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

Mixed Nuts

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

'It's what I always say... You are what you eat'.

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

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'So we finally dropped the big one.'

"No thanks, just the peanuts."

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

Every cashew is an individually harvested seed bathed in acid. What a nut. What a world.

See, Peanut? I told you that 'Melt in your mouth, not in your hand' line would get you in trouble someday!