Nut Seller Gifts

"Why the heck can't you gather nuts like all the other squirrels?"

Selling lemon latt�

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Ball as water-melon.

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

You are what you eat!

Conference Pears

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'I'll take the one on the right.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

Tim's marketing solutions

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

House sale.

'Nuts, nuts, nothing but nuts!' When Squirrels Search Their Family Trees.

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'