Nut Collector Gifts

"It looks like your private pension isn't going to yield as much as we originally anticipated...I'm afraid you'll have to go on collecting nuts for years."

'You're spoiling that squirrel, subscribing to the Nut - of - the - Month Club!'

"Tell me again how buying nut futures will help me this winter..."

'When is that kid going to get off that cover? Between us squirrels, I've got all my nuts stashed in there.'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

The Frankenstein snowman.

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

Traffic Jam

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

Maple syrup and milk collection.

"With company-wide layoffs imminent I realized it was a matter of self-preservation."

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

Cafe offers corn several ways.

"If you love me you'd eat all the coconut ones I don't like."

Corn Lizard

The vegan hunter

Nutcracker in a Tutu

"I love the way next door never tidy their garden - it's the perfect source of blackberries for our apple crumble."

'Remember, hop softly and carry a big carrot stick.'

Squirrel Time Share Tree

'This organic seed's so much better for you than ordinary seed!'

"Of course I tastes like mud - it's fresh ground...!"

The First Seed Catagogues of Spring!

"I think we are finally ready to buy a house! What's the market like?"

Your library book is overdue.