Nut And Bolt Collector Gifts

Frankenstein D.I.Y.

"They're comfortable."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

'It must be the dead sea.'

Try me/try me/try me...

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'God's speed.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

Feeling for shells

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''