Nut And Bolt Collector Prints

Frankenstein D.I.Y.

"They're comfortable."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

Bribes for Jabs

Try me/try me/try me...

'It must be the dead sea.'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Do you buy cars here?"

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'God's speed.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

Feeling for shells

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

No, I'm not going to aim at that mouse, either!

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

Acme Flyswatters.