Nutty Collector Prints

"I think we are finally ready to buy a house! What's the market like?"

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

Clown on bike.

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Hay Rides $10

"Recalculating route..."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Fossil record player.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

A crab with a utility knife claw

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Lavatory Waterfall

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

Baby face

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

House sale.

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

Monkey Business

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