Nutty Collector T-Shirts

"I think we are finally ready to buy a house! What's the market like?"

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

Clown on bike.

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Recalculating route..."

Hay Rides $10

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Fossil record player.

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

A crab with a utility knife claw

Lavatory Waterfall

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Baby face

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

House sale.

Newest items from the cooler image

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

Top model

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87