Ball Collector Prints

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'Big advantage!!'

'I had possession of the ball more than any other player. . . Yeah, it's my ball.'

Baseballs Golf Balls Spitballs.

'Yes, Mr. Payton, I told everyone to bring a ball to class. But did I really need to go into specific detail?'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Thank you bubbles

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Used wheels

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

Utility Chic.

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

Govt. UK led by Seance

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

"I wonder what this was for."