Ball Collector Prints

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'Big advantage!!'

'I had possession of the ball more than any other player. . . Yeah, it's my ball.'

Baseballs Golf Balls Spitballs.

'Yes, Mr. Payton, I told everyone to bring a ball to class. But did I really need to go into specific detail?'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Thank you bubbles

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

Used wheels

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

Utility Chic.

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

Govt. UK led by Seance

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I wonder what this was for."

Card shark

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

"Throw me somethin', mister."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."