Needle Collector Prints

'I'm having second thoughts about the health benefits of acupuncture.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Try me/try me/try me...

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

'It must be the dead sea.'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Slinky Cow World

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Feeling for shells

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

"I wonder what this was for."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'