Needle Collector Mugs

'I'm having second thoughts about the health benefits of acupuncture.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Try me/try me/try me...

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

'It must be the dead sea.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Slinky Cow World

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

"Harry?... Is that you?"

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

Feeling for shells

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

"I wonder what this was for."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."