Snail Collector Mugs

"Another shellfie?"

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'It must be the dead sea.'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Try me/try me/try me...

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Slug Bait- snails love it

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

Snail Racing

Local food for local consumption

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"I've invested in property..."

'Do you mind!!?'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Snail Man

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Snail Pattern Balding.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Ewww

Feeling for shells

'Stress'

Snail Coach

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

Snail Mail

Congratulations! When are you due?

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'