Snail Collector Pillows

"Another shellfie?"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Try me/try me/try me...

'It must be the dead sea.'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Snail Racing

Slug Bait- snails love it

Local food for local consumption

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"I've invested in property..."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'Do you mind!!?'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Snail Man

Feeling for shells

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Snail Pattern Balding.

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Snail Coach

Snail Mail

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

'Stress'

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'