Collecting Snail Items Pillows

"And they said it would never last."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Local food for local consumption

Slug Bait- snails love it

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Snail Racing

"I've invested in property..."

'Do you mind!!?'

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Ewww

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Snail Man

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Snail Pattern Balding.

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

Snail Coach

Snail Mail

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'Stress'

Congratulations! When are you due?

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."

'I'm sorry, but just don't think I can handle a long distance relationship right now.'

Repossessions

He's under house arrest. Police Line. Do Not Cross.

'Yes. I'm from India. . . How did you guess?'

Snail crossing