"And they said it would never last."
Collecting Snail Items Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for someone obsessed with snails? Our collection celebrates all things snail-related, from funny mugs to cozy pillows. Delight your snail-loving friend or family member with a quirky gift that showcases their passion. Each item features unique, professionally drawn snail-themed art that’s sure to bring a smile. Whether they’re into collecting snail items or just adore these slow-moving creatures, our range offers a fun way to reflect their interest.
Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop
Wordplay: Gastropod.
"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"
I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.
"I want to make it before I hit thirty."
'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'
Local food for local consumption
Slug Bait- snails love it
"Trust me. Don't do it."
"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"
Snail Racing
"I've invested in property..."
'Do you mind!!?'
"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"
Ewww
"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."
Snail Man
Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.
Snail Pattern Balding.
Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".
"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."
"You're right, I can totally see my lung."
Snail Coach
Snail Mail
"Oh that, that's my holiday home."
'Stress'
Congratulations! When are you due?
'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'
"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."
'I'm sorry, but just don't think I can handle a long distance relationship right now.'
Repossessions
He's under house arrest. Police Line. Do Not Cross.
'Yes. I'm from India. . . How did you guess?'
Snail crossing
Collecting Snail Items Gifts Collection
Collecting Snail Items Mugs
Explore our full collection of snail-themed mugs—fun, functional, and perfect for anyone passionate about collecting these slow-moving beauties.
Collecting Snail Items Pillows
Find the perfect snail-themed pillows to add a quirky, cozy touch to your home or gift it to your fellow snail enthusiast.
Collecting Snail Items Prints
Browse our snail-inspired prints and bring a touch of artful charm to your walls or gift your favorite snail collector.
Collecting Snail Items T-Shirts
Discover our range of snail-themed t-shirts—witty, charming, and perfect for showcasing your interest in snail collecting.