Collecting Peculiar Items Pillows

Motivational tools...

Clown on bike.

Fly Football

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

hard-boiled egg...

"You're on a what?!"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

Bathroom Fairy

Apocalypse Research Center

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

'Have you any W fronts?'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

A close shave on the Titanic...

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

'Please enter your pin now.'

Tin Can Operation.

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

'I'll take ten, please.'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"