Collecting Nuts Gifts

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Little league world series of poker.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

You are what you eat!

"I've invested in property..."

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

'Celeb Foods: Damien Hurst's voles in brine.'

"This is it? No video?"

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

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"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

'Nuts, nuts, nothing but nuts!' When Squirrels Search Their Family Trees.

Eat More Salted Nuts

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

"If you love me you'd eat all the coconut ones I don't like."

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

1930's bather.

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

"I'm nuts about you, but then I'm nuts about everybody …"

'When I found iout you are what you eat, well, I'm nuts!'

P*ssed-atchios...

'It's what I always say... You are what you eat'.

'When I learned, 'you are what you eat', I realised I was nuts.'