Collecting Nuts Mugs

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Little league world series of poker.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

You are what you eat!

"I've invested in property..."

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

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'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

'Celeb Foods: Damien Hurst's voles in brine.'

"This is it? No video?"

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

'It's what I always say... You are what you eat'.

Eat More Salted Nuts

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

1930's bather.

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

P*ssed-atchios...

'When I found iout you are what you eat, well, I'm nuts!'

"If you love me you'd eat all the coconut ones I don't like."