Collecting Snacks Gifts

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Little league world series of poker.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

Sheltering in place.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

Second aid

How Piñatas Are Born

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Sinking Sand

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

'Beer? Wassat then?'

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

Food van driving through an office.

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

Easter Bunny!

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

"It's marzipan pigs."

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."