'When I grow up, I want to be just like you.'
Collecting Food Items Gifts
Are you searching for a gift for someone obsessed with collecting food items? Our collection offers witty and charming products that highlight their unique hobby. Perfect for food enthusiasts who take their collection seriously and love to showcase it everywhere.
'Can, you hear me?'
Little league world series of poker.
Fast Food Menu Selections
'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'
"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."
"If Sinatra had eaten here he'd have loved it."
'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'
"....and hold the garlic."
"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."
Schoolboy with lunch box.
The Seafood House. Comic Waiters. The Seafood House now has comedians for waiters. Fish and quips!
'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'
"You get free veggies when you order meatloaf -- We call it the 'peas dividend.'"
Origin of the 'spork'
Pet Foods
Menu. Everything looks so delicious! Thank you!
Mostly Identified Flying Objects
A la Carte
"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."
You thought B.Y.O.B. meant what? Beer.
'Yes, we do serve children, but not as meals.'
MKT Diner
Teapot
People putting their grocery shopping into shopping carts that are cornucopias.
"Profiling!"
Ants take cheese and grater
DNA tested and yet my contents are still a mystery.
Does this restaurant allow substitutions? Menu. If we did, do you think you'd be sitting here right now?
"Chicken's off"
'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'
Horn's Broke...Use Bell.
"I'm a hunter, gathering isn't in my job description."
'Blessed before 20/01/00'
An attempt at kitchen cabinet stand-up comedy. Dinner is on me tonight!
Collecting Food Items Gifts Collection
Collecting Food Items Mugs
Discover more delightful mugs for food collectors exploring our fun and quirky designs—perfect for every meal and every mood.
Collecting Food Items Pillows
Find the perfect pillow that showcases their love of collecting food items—comfort and humor in one cozy package.
Collecting Food Items Prints
Browse our art prints that humorously or stylishly reflect their passion for food collecting—ideal for any space.
Collecting Food Items T-Shirts
Explore our collection of humorous t-shirts that celebrate food lovers and collectors—wear your passion proudly.