Canned Food Collectors Gifts

Potted meats section.

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

'When I grow up, I want to be just like you.'

'Can, you hear me?'

Pet Foods

Heavy syrup

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

Ants take cheese and grater

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

Squirrel Tinned Foods.

People putting their grocery shopping into shopping carts that are cornucopias.

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

Chicken soup for the stomach.

You're bored. Not true. It's understandable, you're a teacher on summer vacation. I'm not bored. I'm just kicking it. You've been staring at me for four hours. It's interesting what you're doing. Stocking canned goods. Fascinating.

'I'd like to exchange these cola can tokens for a book on hyperactivity.'

'I think we're telling them more than we have to.'

'What's the soup of the day?' 'Heinz.'

Grocery Store Gravity

Lager Drinker.

Used to work for Chef Boyardee but I got canned.

Man has a can of tuna in his fishbowl.

Man has a can of tuna in his fish bowl.

Sometimes hearing, 'You're nuts!' is a good thing.

Mr. Coronapeanut.

200 million would stretch to the moon and back the 'amazing facts' book said.

Fishing.

Recycling station

Soldier dragging tins around

'These cornflakes have given me a sharp pain in my tum."

"Canned food, canned music, canned laughs. Yes we can."

Beer Fancier